Crimson Cloveille - cinnamon, clove, orange
They say Crimson is the colour of passion and love. We say Crimson is the colour of a 4K resolution video of someone perfectly folding a fitted sheet. Crimson is also the national colour of Nepal. And who lives in Nepal? That’s right. The Abominable Snowman. While we’re at it, what’s the deal with naming the Abominable Snowman ‘abominable’? As far as I know, he just chills in the Himalayas and has an aversion to cameras. He sounds like a straight up introverted icon. The kind of public figure that should stand on a woody and musky platform and become the beacon of all social interactions that have to be endured during the holiday season. Mans is crazy for a warm blend of spicy cinnamon delights. He goes ham on those juicy orange and mandarin aromas. He's perfected the Irish goodbye and he’s zigzagging his way through the woods towards absolute solo serenity. All those in favour of renaming him to the Amazing Snowman or the Affable Snowman say I. All those opposed, say hello to your prejudice - you yuletide Yeti-hating yokel. Please rise for the national anthem as we swear in our new holiday spirit animal. It’s Michael Bublé emerging from his cave in a thawed-out blue suit and letting you know, ‘it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…’
Our bells don’t jingle jingle. They toll. We like the way you Kris Kringle. For sure. Like Crimson and clover, let those warm hues of love wash you all over.